Really, it's that easy to get a million hits on your blog?

I have been reading some popular blogs and one in particular explains in detail how to get a million hits on your blog.

To give you the condensed version it is this; you have women in bikinis and a lot of enemies.

Why hell, if all it takes is enemies I will just call all the girls from junior high school that hated me and I will have this thing licked.

Enemies and women in bikinis huh? I'm about to be a blogging superstar...