I attract an odd lot of potential "suiters". They are either too young or too old. Case in point, the recent movers that I used. I had given both a home phone number and my cell phone number to the movers. The second day the movers were here I had the distinct impression that one of the young men was flirting with me, if you call it that. He pointed out that he had popped a button on his jeans and then proceeded to tell me that the inside of his fly said "lucky you". I jokingly said, "young man are you trying to tell me something?", then laughed it off. His response to was hold a gaze for a moment. I quickly dismissed that he may be trying to flirt with me because I was not exactly looking my best, you know moving and all, not to mention that he had already provided me with his age, 24.
His idea of flirting did not end there, he stayed next to me a lot, every time he spoke to me it would be accompanied by a slightly uncomfortable staring into the eyes thing.
The movers finished and left. Later that evening I receieved a text that said "hey how r u?". I did not recognize the number, so sent one back asking who it was. The answer, yep, the button missing mover. The next text was "I can't stop thinking about you". Now ladies, we all know that if this were an age appropriate man we would be over the moon. However, he is about 6 months older than my oldest son so it's a little odd.
Both my son and my daughter were in the room with me. My daughter asked who was I texting, I told her. She commented that she had been privy to his "I'm missing my button lucky you" remark. The next text was him asking me out for a drink. I did not reply. My daughter encouraged me to go for the drink. You would think that she would get that he is an inappropriate date, I tried to explain this.
The next day, yesterday, he called 3 times, left 2 messages. I did not reply to those messages either. Then today, he called from another number that I did not recognize. I talked to him for a moment, told him that I was flattered but that I have a son almost his age and that I would pass but thanked him. He is a persistent little devil after the phone call he sent another message saying "please".
Trust me, I thought about it. But only from the standpoint that it was flattering. Now if he had been 25 instead of 24 that could have been a whole other story, just kidding.
Can someone 40 please send me a message that they can't stop thinking about me? Please.
Malicious Extrapolation
9 years ago
That is what happens when you are HOT, nice, and have a great sense of humor. Well, not that I would know from experience; but I've heard.
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