A friend of mine recently described her least favorite, almost sexual encounter. It goes like this:
She had been dating a man for a couple of months, sexless, but had fun together. They recently went on a cruise where I am sure the culmination of coupledom was to take place. Just picture a romantic cruise, water, moon and stars. Now picture, 55 year old man in cartoon boxers, a hairy back and a protruding tummy (her description was to think 7 month pregnant woman). The encounter may still have happened if anything else had been able to protrude.
I would mostly object to the cartoon boxers. With all the other things that you are unwilling or unable to control, why add to it with cartoon boxers? (I really wonder now what cartoon was depicted) That whole scenario makes him seem like the cartoon character.
Had it been me, the almost encounter would have ended something like this...."that's all folks!"
Malicious Extrapolation
9 years ago
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Hah, if only it had been Woody Woodpecker! Actually I was so taken aback at the rest of it, I can't even remember what the cartoon character was!! LOL
ReplyDeleteI mean seriously, does a guy find granny panties sexy, if not, why would they think that we are going to find boxer shorts are sexy. Especially cartoon ones, on the first encounter. Not to mention, what guy would find us attractive if our guts stuck out like we are ready to deliver. Ok, maybe a little cellulite, but find me a woman over 40 that doesn't. But seriously, if we came to the table with hairy legs, granny panties and looking like we were ready to deliver, oh yeh, that's hot!!