Ahhh, the blog. My new passion or addiction (I'm that personality type, addictive) whatever you want to call it, has inspired some other addicts. In just a few days, I have discovered another personality type, the one that can't believe he hasn't made it into your blog. I heard from him yesterday, and today. He was curious why he hadn't made it into my blog yet, well Doug, now you have. ...we may both regret this.
I can't give you all the exacts of Doug's location, occupation etc. But, Doug wanted to make it to the blog, so I can tell you other things about him. Doug is my online buddy. I play online poker with him. We have been playing poker and talking for about 3 months. I have learned a lot about Doug, things you might not share if you were talking in person. It's funny how talking online lends itself to "spilling your guts". So, since I am the one with the blog and Doug is not, I'm gonna spill my guts about the things he tells me. (brace yourself Doug!)
Doug seems to have some 'issues" with women. He says he hates them. This viewpoint comes from him having been single for 3 or 4 years (whoop tee dooo! im on 10 years single and I don't hate men). Doug has this problem with his ex-wife, he can't stay outta her pants. Actually it's her boobs(dammit he paid for 'em!). Because of this affection for this ex-wife he cannot maintain a relationship with a new woman, well, that's not entirely it.
WARNING! THE FOLLOWING IS A GUIDE FOR ALL MEN
Doug repeats some of the same dreary mistakes that most divorced men do. Such as (here it comes men). He tends to talk too much about his own interests and not enough about anyone else's. If I hear one more thing to do with running, I swear, I am gonna run off a cliff!
Doug is truly a nice person, but as most men, refuses, except on special occasions, to let down the guard. I like those times the best.
Doug also makes some snap decisions about women. Maybe women do this too, but, I truly believe that women give men a lot of "chances". That in and of itself may be wrong. But at the end of a relationship we usually know we have tried everything, I don't think men can say this.
Doug is also vocally critical of the women in his life. He tells them that they are too thin, fat, whatever. Then he is surprised at how insecure the women in his life are....go figure.
In the end, Doug is a good guy, he is no different than other men. He just really, really does NOT understand women. So, why do I like Doug?
He is honest. Women don't like to hear a lot of honesty. We say we do, but, we really don't.
Doug, in the future, make it all about the woman...If you can make a woman happy, I promise you, you will be happy. It's just the way it works, sorry guys.
By the way, hope you liked making it into my blog Doug.....still friends?
Malicious Extrapolation
9 years ago
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honesty is great as long is it's not the person you love being brutally honest. Then it is just hurtful. I can see a lot of women in Doug's shortfalls. I think there are many people who say they want a relationship and then undermine it so they can be right about the fact that they can't find anyone.
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