World Class Ass

I have to admit something kinda bad about myself, but I am willing to bet you have been gulity of it too. At least I sure as hell hope you have been! I sometimes get pleasure out of seeing some of my old boyfriends lives in turmoil...I know, I know, bad. The karma from this thinking cannot be good. I just can't help it.

Now, don't get me wrong, it's not all of my ex boyfriends that I derive pleasure from their pain. It's only the ones that were assholes, the ones that would be happy to see my life in turmoil. The ones that wished me ill will (I am sure there are more than I can count).

I mention this because recently an ex boyfriend has been featured in the news, not once, but twice, for some pretty bad business dealings (bad enough to make the news anyway). Ordinarily, I would just think "Oh, poor so-and-so". But this particular so-and-so, is a world class ass. As an example; he once tried to file a lien against my house for windows installed, that he gave as a gift. He filed a false harassment charge against me (which he dropped prior to the court date). He broke into my house while I was sleeping with my boyfriend, then proceeded to beat him up.

These are only some of the things I have endured because of the world class ass. So, I think I am slightly justified in relishing in his misery. The only thing that could possibly make it better, is if he knew I was relishing in his misery. I have so wanted to send an email or text with some bogus bullshit remark like: "So sorry to hear of your troubles." You know, something that would sound nice but really isn't and he would know it wasn't nice, but, what's he gonna say? that kinda message... See, I told you, it's just pure evil on my part.

I will not send any sort of message, none. The reason I won't send a message...because I know he would send me one if it were me in his shoes.

I will let him keep the title of world class ass. Besides, he's gotta know I know, right?