Thief

I have just been "hot pissed" (my new fave way of expressing anger, catchy don't ya think?) for the last 24 hours. Yesterday one of my employees stole $300 from my purse. I can narrow it down to 4 possible suspects. Here is what really gets me, rather hurts my feelings. Out of all 4 people I have helped each one financially. Two of the people I loaned money to; the other two are a married couple and I adopted their four children at Christmas this year.

Yesterday after cussing like a drunken sailor and threatening to fire people if the money did not show up in my desk...I finally decided that I was more hurt than pissed. So today realizing I will probably never get my money back I posted the following note on my door " Note to THIEF: Please return my money. I work hard for my money and I need it. Put the money in my desk. Blessings if you do, curses if you don't."

Now I am fully aware that will have zero impact, however, I just want the thief to be reminded they are a thief every time they walk in my door.I also want them to wonder if perhaps I do possess some sort of voodoo magic thereby cursing them (I have always wished I possessed the power to cast a spell) I suppose I could have worded it differently, but then my idea of differently would have included a lot of swear words; long stories about how I have helped each of them until finally I would have had a note as long as "War and Peace".

Do you think there is a snowball's chance in hell I will get it back??