Can I please release myself like a school girl here? OMG! What an awesome night! Ok, I officially feel like a school girl. Anywayyyy, I went out with my friends that I "set up" way back when. We went to a local bar with karaoke and dancing. I swear to god I ended up with the hottest guy there, Mick ( I even love the name!). 6'7; beautiful, blondish cowboy type. I danced and kissed and down right made out! Giddy I tell ya, giddy I am! Any man that can pick me up and put me around his waist has my vote strictly based on that.
But...I have this thing I call my "natural defense system". It keeps me from being slutty. I don't shave my legs when I go out. Thereby eliminating any chance of having sex with a random guy. Trust me this works! No way in hell would I have sex without my legs shaved. Therefore just because I find you amazingly sexy I will not have sex with a random stranger. Tonight I wished I had shaved my legs. I would have gladly been slutty for this man. But, never to worry, I wasn't.
You know how they say "It's the things you don't do you later regret in life"...
I am already regretting it!
Malicious Extrapolation
9 years ago
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I'm dying here. If it was me, I think I'd start carrying a disposable razer around in my bag . . . just in case. LOL
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