So your mom knows you look at porn huh?

As a child or teenager did you ever do anything so embarassing in front of your parents that to this day you still remember it well? I'm pretty sure my youngest son just had his "moment"...

I have a habit of keeping my computer on the bar in the kitchen. My son has a habit of taking the computer to his room. Today I asked him to bring me the computer. As he is carrying it downstairs to the kitchen he is telling me that he has been checking online about the Bulls playoff game and updating his business. Then he hands me the computer. On the computer is a picture of a very sexy brunette with huge breasts bulging from a tiny swimsuit top. So...I say..."and apparently also looking at pornography". He says a very small "yes" exits out of the program and begins to walk away. My parting comment was "pretty girl".( Oh yeah, one other thing, his older sister was also in the room. When he walked away I thought I would have to recussitate her from laughing so hard.)

I did yell up to him when I was finished with the computer moments after he gave it to me to tell him he could use it and also asked him if he knew how to erase the history of sites he visits. He yelled back "no" I told him I would show him how.

It is now 9 p.m.; all of this happened about 4:30 p.m.; still no sign of him. I'm guessing a case of "OH MY FREAKIN GOD MY MOM SAW THAT I LOOK AT PORN" syndrome is going on here. I will talk to him tomorrow when I pick him up from school. Tell him again that sex is nothing to be ashamed of and liking beautiful women is nothing to be ashamed of...

Just learn how to close the program before handing your mom the computer!