I Have Ice Cream, NANA NANA BOO BOO

It just never gets old, so to speak. I am referring to the residents at the nursing home. Enter a new character, Margaret the Exhibitionist!

Margaret is about 80 years old, in a wheel chair but is ambulatory on her own. Sunday, I saw a new side of Margaret, her wild side. She was in her wheel chair watching television. There was a gentleman on her right, also watching television and quite intently I might add.

Margaret had her dress pulled up around her chest area and allowed her naked legs to flail around in the air as if she were bicycling. It wasn't just Margaret's legs that were naked. Margaret is a free spirit and was displaying her lady parts as well.

So there is Margaret, flailing her legs and showing her lady parts. I was really not shocked at that. I was shocked that the gentleman sitting next to her, never gave a look. He just kept watching Matlock.

He never moved his chair, he never said a word, just kept watching Matlock.

When Margaret tired of her "exercise" she politely asked for ice cream and water. I gave Margaret what she asked for and began to walk away.

Oopsies, now the gentelman realizes Margaret is there, but most importantly he realizes she has ice cream and he does not. This causes him to turn away from Matlock and in a not-so-nice tone requests that he also be given ice cream.

I'm sure there is a moral to this story, but I don't care. I hope someone notices more than my ice cream as I age.