New-Fangled Gadget

I have moved into the 21st century. I bought a Blackberry. You may recall my dismay at not getting phone or Internet reception in my converted motel/liquor store/duplex/apartment. No longer an issue. I changed carriers and upgraded the phone. Oh the things the instruction booklet claims this phone can do!

I feel certain I will never know the full capabilities based on the fact that it took me 2 days to send a text and 4 days to be able to get onto the Internet using this new- fangled gadget. Today I was able to sync my email to the phone, not near as technical as it seemed. Now I can get all those ads for SINGLES and Hot Horny Housewives right on my phone! No need to check my computer email for those enticing Nigerian bank offers, they come to the phone. Oh the things this gadget can do.

I also signed on for Twitter. What a complete waste of time! I honestly do not know the purpose of that crap. Sending out a single thought to no one in particular and for no reason at all. It's not really a place to vent properly as is blogging.  Twitter gauges for you the amount of words you can use to get your point across, so it ends up being just an outburst, it shuts you up so you don't have to do it yourself. Liken it to turrets if you will.

I guess the bottom line is even though I will never know all the capabilities, even though it seems a whole lot of useless crap, I love that damn Blackberry!