Twice the Humor of a Gravedigger

I'm outside again. This time it is about 30 degrees...burr...At any rate it is too cold to read your blogs. I'm so sorry I swear to do it when it either A) gets warmer so I can be outside longer B) I can get a better connection. For the time being I can only spend a few moments venting about my own world, god or allah or whoever knows I know need it!

To update you, my two teenage children hate me. If they don't they should be actors and receive academy awards for performances that mirror children that hate their mother...Enough to say they are teenagers and leave it at that.

Second, I think I am going straight to hell for taking advantage of others. What I mean is that I am receiving a promotion based on the fact that I have sworn to the holy gods of dietary profession that I can teach almost anyone to be as profitable as me. I think I sold myself out on this one...Let's all collectively hold our breaths to  see if I am even remotely close to being as smart as I profess....I have my own doubts.

I am now taking on 3 buildings, nursing homes that is. My big plan of action, to show the world they can all make money..ha ha health care reform just passed, again hold your breath.

I will need a new vehicle to travel to the new buildings. It seems that I will drive an additional 400 miles per week and all for an additional $200 per month.Based on that alone I am a CFI (certified fucking iditot)..

On top of all of this crazy dumbass crap...I have agreed to go on a date with our district housekeeping manager. Two degrees the man has, two times less hair than Kojak. Twice the humor of a gravedigger. I am desperate..

Talk Later...